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*** Positive Sayings for this Positive Image *** ------------------------------------------------------------ ADVICE FROM AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION… “Winning a medal involves the support of many people. Everyone does their best so that we can win a medal. - Felipe Munoz -------------- ”There will come a time That will be - Louis L'Amour (1908-1988), American author of western novels ******************** ADVICE FROM A COMEDIAN, A WRITER, THE COMEDIAN “My best advice: - George Burns ----------------- THE WRITER “Talent is extremely common. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. ------------------ THE ENTREPRENEUR “If you do something - Richard Branson ******************** Captain Edward A. Murphy is immortal. You might never have heard of him, but you've heard of a law named after him: MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will. Now here's your opportunity for immortality. Just follow these two simple steps: #1. Make up a law. #2. Name it after yourself. And then just wait for fame and fortune to come your way! I'll get the ball rolling . . . GILBERT'S LAW: The more you know, the more you realize you don't know. Here are some more: MAXWELL'S LAW OF LOVE: All the good ones are already taken. ED JONES' LAW: The only thing I know for sure is – you cannot know anything for sure. HELEN'S LAW: If it can't be fixed with duct tape – it can't be fixed. WILLIAM'S LAW: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute force and ignorance. PATTERSON'S LAW: The greater the challenge – the greater the reward. SARGESE'S LAW OF TIME MANAGEMENT: Procrastination only pays off in the present. KELLEY'S LAW: The more you worry . . . the more there is to worry about. BROOKS' LAW OF CATS: The more expensive an item in your home is – the more likely it is that your cat will destroy it! SKWOR'S COROLLARY TO GILBERT'S LAW: The less you know, the more you're convinced that you are right. |




