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THE ULTIMATE SECRET OF
HOW GOD FINDS YOU IN HIS FILES

One day a woman in her early fifties had a massive heart attack.

She was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.

Unfortunately, she died in the emergency room.

She went to heaven and was met by God.

God said, “What are you doing here? This is a huge mistake – you're not supposed to be here for 30 years, fours months, and five days. I'm sending you back to earth right now.”

Instantly, the woman was back in the emergency room. The doctors had paddles over her heart and they were shocking her.

She came back to life -- a miracle!

The next day while she was in the recovery room, she called a nurse over and said, “Do you do cosmetic surgery here?

The nurse said, “Of course! We can do anything you want and it's just down the hall.”

The woman was transported to cosmetic surgery, where she had a total makeover – a tummy tuck, breast enlargement, skin abrasion, hair implants, caps on her teeth, etc. . . .

When she finally left the hospital, she looked like a million dollars.

After she was home for a few days, she realized that she needed a brand new wardrobe.

While she was driving to the mall, she got into a horrible accident. She was crushed to death by a huge dump truck.

She died again.

She returned to heaven and she stormed into God's office.

“God, just the other day you told me that I had 30 years, four months, and five days left and you killed me again. What's the story?”

God said, “Please just give me a second. I need to get your file.”
God got her file and looked at her picture and then he looked at the woman.

He looked at the picture again and he looked at the woman.
He looked at the picture a third time and then looked at the woman.

Then God said, “I'm very sorry. I didn't recognize you!”

THE ULTIMATE SECRET???

JUST BE YOURSELF!

You'll save yourself a whole lot of problems.

-- from: Dr. Rob Gilbert with Joe DePalma

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